Okay... let me explain

[LunA359]

Friends of mine at another site often write scripts for horror parodies and post them on the board and we all have a good laugh. What makes them fun is all the characters in them are board/chat people from the site. I've never written one, but I've been in enough of them... I thought you might get a kick out of an excerpt from the newest one, written by a friend of mine.

INT. SUV, night.

LUNA
You people are lucky I caught you
when I did. I was on my way to
David Hess' house, when--

JOE
whos dAvid hess?

Luna slams on the brakes.

LUNA
Get out. Get out now.

JOE
what what did i say? com one, get
use out of hear!

LUNA
Just... just shut up and let me drive.

SLOW CUT TO:

INT. A house, night.

PVT. SIK
Werewolves? You?ve gotta be fuckin?
kidding, right?

LUNA
Oh, I'm not. I watched this movie
once, this really gory, neat movie
from Italy, called "The Revenge Of
The Giant Werewolf From Hell", and
someone in it mentioned David Hess,
and--

JOE
will somone plese tell me who david
HeSs is

Everyone stares awkwardly at Joe. He sighs and lowers his head in shame.

Ha... it soooo cracked me up to read it. It continued in such a manner for a while... hehe. Oh, and by the way, "Joe" is a terrible typist and that's why his character's spelling is so awful.
My loyalty is thus proven. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[OFIM]

I wrote that. Woo hoo me!

[LunA359]

My Hess infatuation has become a staple of the fan fics over at that board. Each time there's a new one and there's reference to it, it makes me smile. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[John T]

Hi LunA359,

Just ordered Last House DVD and
wait for it's delivery. Some people that
have seen the featurette tell me that
Lucy Grantham is unrecognizable from 30
years ago. Has she changed that much ? I
know David Hess looks pretty much the same.
Martin Kove too. I have Szulkin's book on
the film and it's great !

Look forward to your reply

John T Chicago

[LunA359]

Yeah... she looks quite different. I think if I hadn't known who it was and someone just showed me a picture or a clip of her, I wouldn't have known it was her. Once she's talking, there's something distinguishable about her teeth/mouth. Honestly though, in my opinion, the years haven't been kind to her. :/

[John T]

When I first saw Last House in '78 the movie
left me spellbound more for the fact that I
felt for Grantham's and Cassell's(Peabody)
characters. I didn't see the movie again until
'99 but their faces were etched in my memory.
I look forward to seeing the featurette to see
what the castmembers look like and what they
will say. Sandra Peabody was such a beautiful
girl, do you think she has changed a lot
over the years ? Sorry she's not on the
featurette. But I know she granted a interview
to Mr. Szulkin for his book a few years back.

"Think I'll call you willow "

Jt Chicago

[Tom K]

Have you got your Last House DVD yet John? The commentary was great as well as the Last House featurette...lots of cool interviews on it...it still seemed that there was a great commraderie with the cast members that were together for the interviews...

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[John T]

Hi Tom,
I purchased the DVD on e-bay and
am expecting it this weekend ! Looking
forward to seeing the featurette with
the recent cast interviews. Should be
interesting. Wish Sandra Peabody was a
part of it !